“In 1784, five years before he became president of the United States, George Washington, 52, was nearly toothless. So he hired a dentist to transplant nine teeth into his jaw—having extracted them from the mouths of his slaves.”—The sorry legacy of the founders
My total favourite thing in the world is white girls who never miss an opportunity to let you know their boyfriend is Japanese or Korean. Like, honey, I can assure you nobody fucking cares that you have an Asian accessoryoopsimeanboyfriend.
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence